Various artists《Everybody Knows》歌曲信息
歌名：Everybody Knows
歌手：Various artists
專輯：Promo Only Country Radio July 2006
Various artists《Everybody Knows》文本歌詞
Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
And meet the best innkeeper in town
As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
Rooking their guests and crooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the house, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!
Master of the house, keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
Watering the wine, making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby to pass him by
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher, lifelong and mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
But lock up your valises
Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
Enter Monsieur, lay down your load
Unlace your boots, rest from the road
This weighs a ton, travel's a curse
But here we strive to lighten your purse
Here the goose is cooked
Here the fat is fried
And nothing's overlooked
Till I'm satisfied
Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages with this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side!
Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice, there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby to pass him by
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Gives 'em everything he's got
Dirty bunch of geezers
Jesus! What a sorry little lot!
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
But God and Almighty have you seen what's happened since?
Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a but lover there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
Master of the house!
Master and a half!
Comforter, philosopher
Ah, don't make me laugh!
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the master's arse
Various artists《Everybody Knows》LRC歌詞
[ti:Master Of The House]
[ar:Various Artists]
[al:Les Misérables （1987 Original ]
[offset:0]
[00:07.39]Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
[00:10.32]And meet the best innkeeper in town
[00:14.07]
[00:15.32]As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
[00:18.45]Rooking their guests and crooking the books
[00:21.70]
[00:23.65]Seldom do you see
[00:26.52]
[00:27.09]Honest men like me
[00:29.59]A gent of good intent
[00:32.41]Who's content to be
[00:36.91]Master of the house, doling out the charm
[00:39.78]Ready with a handshake and an open palm
[00:42.98]Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
[00:46.16]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
[00:49.22]Glad to do a friend a favor
[00:52.17]Doesn't cost me to be nice
[00:55.04]
[00:55.67]But nothing gets you nothing
[00:57.29]Everything has got a little price!
[01:00.11]
[01:01.85]Master of the house, keeper of the zoo
[01:04.99]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
[01:07.99]Watering the wine, making up the weight
[01:11.12]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
[01:14.25]Everybody loves a landlord
[01:17.06]Everybody's bosom friend
[01:19.82]
[01:20.38]I do whatever pleases
[01:22.01]Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
[01:24.01]
[01:25.20]Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
[01:28.13]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
[01:31.14]Servant to the poor, butler to the great
[01:34.20]Comforter, philosopher, lifelong and mate!
[01:37.21]Everybody's boon companion
[01:40.40]Everybody's chaperone
[01:43.40]But lock up your valises
[01:44.83]Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
[01:47.46]
[01:51.65]Enter Monsieur, lay down your load
[01:54.65]Unlace your boots, rest from the road
[01:58.19]
[01:59.82]This weighs a ton, travel's a curse
[02:02.88]But here we strive to lighten your purse
[02:06.16]
[02:08.42]Here the goose is cooked
[02:11.04]
[02:11.67]Here the fat is fried
[02:14.14]And nothing's overlooked
[02:16.83]Till I'm satisfied
[02:21.21]Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
[02:24.13]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
[02:27.26]Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
[02:30.32]Filling up the sausages with this and that
[02:33.51]Residents are more than welcome
[02:36.51]Bridal suite is occupied
[02:39.02]
[02:39.57]Reasonable charges
[02:41.20]Plus some little extras on the side!
[02:44.51]
[02:45.94]Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
[02:48.89]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
[02:52.01]Here a little slice, there a little cut
[02:55.01]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
[02:58.15]When it comes to fixing prices
[03:00.39]
[03:01.16]There are a lot of tricks he knows
[03:04.22]How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
[03:07.09]Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
[03:09.90]
[03:10.59]Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
[03:13.39]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
[03:16.48]Servant to the poor, butler to the great
[03:19.41]Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
[03:22.48]Everybody's boon companion
[03:25.60]Gives 'em everything he's got
[03:28.67]Dirty bunch of geezers
[03:30.23]Jesus! What a sorry little lot!
[03:32.86]
[03:38.05]I used to dream that I would meet a prince
[03:42.40]But God and Almighty have you seen what's happened since?
[03:46.21]
[03:48.53]Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit!
[03:52.17]`Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit!
[03:55.98]Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
[03:59.77]Thinks he's quite a but lover there's not much there
[04:03.24]
[04:03.80]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
[04:10.12]
[04:10.68]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
[04:15.17]
[04:15.85]Master of the house!
[04:17.35]Master and a half!
[04:18.91]Comforter, philosopher
[04:20.00]Ah, don't make me laugh!
[04:21.93]Servant to the poor, butler to the great
[04:24.93]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
[04:27.87]Everybody bless the landlord!
[04:31.06]Everybody bless his spouse!
[04:34.07]Everybody raise a glass
[04:36.48]
[04:37.17]Raise it up the master's arse
[04:39.19]
[04:40.24]Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
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